i like ur penis

penis loaf, i want mormon meat on my quesadilla... and Rissa is getting cheese everywhere

caution Rissa is a dangerous drug small children dont try her at home without the supervision of a totally blitzed turkey samich

your mom makes me all warm and cheesy

doing it on a porpus is a very talented thing to do

you can see it in ur head cant you, batz maru giving it to hello kitty like the bitch she is

i can fly cuz im a mother fuckin piiiiiimp

M: i should wear nothing but a cloak for halloween
P: wont you be cold
M: no ill just find someone to warm me up
P: youd kill HIM in the process
M: heart attack! but at least hed die with a smile
P: just like FDR!!!

HE said he might show me his penis sometime

i had to look down to see if i even had a penis on, and i didnt so i wondered how you could see it

its cuz ur mormon

i pole dance in a yurt.... cuz im mormon

in the words of the queen of mean Lisa Lampanelli: “it's HOOOOOOOOT!!!”